Fucking Meetings Candle

$27.00

Whiskey River: A Candle for Fucking Meetings

Meetings.

The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.

Bourbon in My Coffee Scented

Fragrance: Caramel, Fresh Brewed Coffee

  • Net weight: Approximately 10 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • 100% natural wicks
  • 100% soy wax
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.